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So, we’re doing a call out for some jokes and we’ll include the best ones in the Celtic Times. Elaine loves a good joke so we have to send all the jokes on to Elaine 1st, as she knows all the best jokes herself!

So, keep them clean and send on to elaine@celticthunder.com

Reilly went to trial for armed robbery. The jury foreman came out and
announced, "Not guilty."
"That's grand!" shouted Reilly. “Does that mean I can keep the money?" 
Irish lass’ customer: "Could I be trying on that dress in the window?"
Shopkeeper: “I'd prefer that you use the dressing room."
Mrs. Feeney shouted from the kitchen,
"Is that you I hear spitting' in the vase on the mantel piece?"
“No," said himself, "but I'm getting' closer all the time."
Q. What do you call an Irishman who knows how to control a wife?
A. A bachelor.
Finnegin: My wife has a terrible habit of staying up ’til two o'clock in the morning, I can't break her of It.
Keenan: What on earth is she doing' at that time?
Finnegin: Waiting’ for me to come home.