We got this great joke From Wendy Dellow so thank you Wendy!

So, we’re doing a call out for some jokes and we’ll include the best ones in the Celtic Times. Elaine loves a good joke so we have to send all the jokes on to Elaine 1st, as she knows all the best jokes herself!

So, keep them clean and send on to

How do you get a one-armed Irishman out of a tree? - Wave to him!

Definition of an Irish husband:  He hasn't kissed his wife for twenty years, but he will kill any man who does.   

Murphy told Quinn that his wife was driving him to drink. Quinn thinks he’s very lucky because his own wife makes him walk.

The late Bishop Sheen stated that the reason the Irish fight so often among themselves, is that they’re always assured of having a worthy opponent.

An American lawyer asked, "Paddy, why is it that whenever you ask an Irishman a question, he answers with another question?" "Who told you that?" asked Paddy.

Question - Why are Irish jokes so simple? Answer - So the Scots can understand them.